madlori:

themintycupcake:

lesbie-vague:

shiz-ko-e:

grettir-dun:

This is a good illustration of Tumblr’s brand of social justice

and he still manged to include the q slur lmao

You are literally this person

To people in the notes going “but he should still paint over qu**r because it’s a slur”: I dare you to walk into your nearest LGBTQ Center and demand that any and all mention of “queer” be removed from its displays, literature, and programs. Go ahead and tell me what they say to you. I’ll wait.

“Queer” is not a fucking slur, thanks for your time.

rodiclash and megop for ship meme?

nihilismbot:

(Doing Rodiclash in a separate answer)

Which one sexts like a straight white boy?: G1!Megatron texts like a dramatic straight white boy. “Hello, Prime! Would you like to see a picture of my fusion cannon? -send dick pic- Is it not impressive?!”

Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?: I feel like neither of would be emotional enough for that. 

Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?: Optimus because he lost control of his life. He’s so tired. So very tired.

Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?: G1!Megatron would, but no one else really. Nonwhimsical dads, very sad.

Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?: Both of them, while complaining about the other doing it.

Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon?: It’s not that Optimus’ “Top Chef” marathon was embarrassing, but like, “Cutthroat Kitchen” is a better show, Prime!

Who laughs more during sex?: Megatron. Loud and dramatically.

WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?: Megatron. He likes to feel safe and protected.