Gay girls who are more comfortable being called “gay” just generally prefer it: Lovely people, I hope they have a wonderful day and meet a cute girl
Lesbians who are more comfortable being called “lesbian” or just generally prefer it: Wonderful, I hope something good happens to them soon and a cute girl blows them a kiss
Girls who love girls and don’t use labels: Iconic, I’m sending them good vibes and I hope they get a pretty girl’s number
Girls who dislike all of the above and use queer?
Magnificent, of course!!! I hope they find $5 on the ground and hold a nice girl’s hand
when people call themselves robot fuckers but they only mean like human shaped and human sized androids, those people are cowards. you either would fuck shockwave or you wouldnt! its simple!
crows have been documented holding ‘funerals’ for many years. however, researchers suggest that they may not be mourning; evidence indicates that crows may be examining the body & surrounding area for potential threats to the rest of the flock.
girlfriend just delivered me a box of candy canes and here is my new personality test to replace MBTI or astrology or whatever
the Cruncher: you start at the hook end and chew your candy cane to pieces. you are forthright and impatient. behind your back people call you an asshole, but lovingly. how do you cope with that much hard candy stuck in your teeth.
the Snapper: you start at the hook end and snap off bite-sized pieces, eating each piece before you unwrap the next segment. you are life’s natural planner. so orderly you probably use colour-coded excel spreadsheets for your groceries. you never forget to do all that seasonal cleaning apartment therapy tells me to do and i never do. like dusting your baseboards. you probably do that.
the Unwrapper: you start at the long end and unwrap the whole thing so you can clutch it stickily in your bare hands. you beautiful rule-breaking moth. nobody should touch a candy cane with their bare fingers. what is wrong with you.
the Shiv: you start at the long end and suck it into the deadliest seasonal weapon. you definitely have siblings. probably you were raised in a household where weapons as toys were discouraged. probably you’re also kind of awkwardly masochistic.
side note. if you like the fruit flavoured candy cane better than the peppermint one, you’re wrong. straight-up just wrong.
I know it’s just backstage dorking around but it genuinely looks like what might have happened if Yinsen had survived and Tony had found him in Gulmira and brought him to work for Stark Industries.
Those last four gifs are like:
“It’s a wonderful workshop you’re building here, Stark. Much nicer than the caves.”
“Yeah, it’s a little slice of heaven. It’s yours, by the way.”
*Yinsen’s silent SAY WHAT NOW face*
“You want to come change the world with me, Yinsen?”
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