Oh my god. Chuck Tingle being Thundercracker makes WAY TOO MUCH SENSE. (He started writing them as a joke, but got way too into it. Only Skwarp and Marissa know it’s him, and they’re not telling anyone, because they find it all hilarious.)

YES. 😀

I also like the idea that it’s at least partly TC’s genuine struggle to figure out what humans find hot, like, he’s from a planet where some people are dinosaurs, maybe they’d like that?? Find it exotic??? Maybe???? And it’s partly a joke, but, yes, a joke he gets WAY too into and pretty soon they’re all full of pathos and symbolism and Skywarp is lying on the floor howling as he reads the latest draft.

(The “my boyfriend is a sexy jet plane” was one that TC snuck in to test the waters with humanity/Marissa. ;))

bootytron:

decepticonsensual:

Look, I’m just putting this out there.

Do we know

do we KNOW

beyond the shadow of a doubt

that Chuck Tingle is not secretly Thundercracker?

hey OP I really hate this

*dusts hands* MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

iopele:

cryptids:

I’m trying to clear out my tf folder so,, here’s a small collection of the dratchet moments that make me the most emotional??
bonus:

I love this intensely, mind if I add some of my favorite moments too?

(looking so beautiful, Milne is a god) and there’s some really sweet moments in the backgrounds:

but I can’t ever forget my all-time favorite:

Source: cryptids

I saw Chuck Tingle fucking Thundercracker in a Burger King parking lot

ark-of-eden:

decepticonsensual:

This explains so much and yet so little.

POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY AN UP-AND-COMING ROBOT FILM AUTEUR WHO EROTICALLY TRANSFORMS INTO A GIANT FLYING WAR PHALLUS AND HAS THE CUTEST PUPPER EVER

#i ship it now #crossovers that need to happen #chuck would be beyond into it we should try to pitch it #chuck could fuck a third-party renamed version to avoid getting sued but it’s just tc in a trench

I love the way you think, but we may be too late:

I’m okay with not getting TFA Season 4, as long as we get a series about Sumac and Megatron getting embroiled in a custody war over Sari. Just imagine: a short, pudgy professor and TFA Megatron’s Holomatter avatar (a tall, albino British Gentleman) sitting in a courtroom and arguing over Sari. (Sure, Megatron COULD take Sari by force, but he wants to make sure the Government doesn’t come after him. Also, she’d hate him. So he uses his Avatar and goes through legal channels.)

PFFT. 😀

Isaac: But I’ve been Sari’s primary caretaker since she was a baby!

Megatron: Only because you kept her from me! While you had me locked up in your attic!

*mutterings in the court*

Megatron: *cranking up the tears* And – and he lets her run around with those terrible, dangerous robots, those Autobots!

Judge: Hmmm. Am I given to understand, Mr. Megatron, that if you were given custody instead of your former husband, Sari would no longer have contact with these… Autobots?

Megatron: *big grin* I can absolutely promise you that, Your Honour.