underrated Vox Machina moment from way back in Episode 25, about 20 minutes into the episode: Vax the rogue, caught mid-lie by the Big Bads of the campaign arc, decides with the conviction unique to disaster bisexuals that he’s going to try and fuck his way out of trouble regardless of his failed Deception check.
Okay, it was for LostLightFest, prompt “Luna 1 found”. Not by Lost Light crew, but by DJD. And! Once upon a time I read someone’s headcanon about Pharma like “what if he is still infected by red rust” Now here we are, Pharma trying to infect Tarn with a kiss. I’m in hell
Except you can’t show a topless woman on TV – and you can’t defibrillate a woman in a bra. So victims of heart attacks on TV are *always* male. Did you know that a woman having a heart attack is more likely to have back or jaw pain than chest or left arm pain? I didn’t – because I’ve never seen a woman having a heart attack. I’ve been trained in CPR and Advanced First Aid by the Red Cross over 15 times in my life, the videos and booklets always have a guy and say the same thing about clutching his chest and/or biceps.
And people laugh when I tell them women are still invisible in this world.
My mom worked for 25 years as an ER nurse and is convinced that a lot of women die simply because folks only know heart attack symptoms that occur in males.
Except you can’t show a topless woman on TV – and you can’t defibrillate a woman in a bra. So victims of heart attacks on TV are *always* male. Did you know that a woman having a heart attack is more likely to have back or jaw pain than chest or left arm pain? I didn’t – because I’ve never seen a woman having a heart attack. I’ve been trained in CPR and Advanced First Aid by the Red Cross over 15 times in my life, the videos and booklets always have a guy and say the same thing about clutching his chest and/or biceps.
And people laugh when I tell them women are still invisible in this world.
My mom worked for 25 years as an ER nurse and is convinced that a lot of women die simply because folks only know heart attack symptoms that occur in males.
Except you can’t show a topless woman on TV – and you can’t defibrillate a woman in a bra. So victims of heart attacks on TV are *always* male. Did you know that a woman having a heart attack is more likely to have back or jaw pain than chest or left arm pain? I didn’t – because I’ve never seen a woman having a heart attack. I’ve been trained in CPR and Advanced First Aid by the Red Cross over 15 times in my life, the videos and booklets always have a guy and say the same thing about clutching his chest and/or biceps.
And people laugh when I tell them women are still invisible in this world.
My mom worked for 25 years as an ER nurse and is convinced that a lot of women die simply because folks only know heart attack symptoms that occur in males.
I want this to be Thunderclash because I like to imagine him working in wetlands conservation and being super passionate about nature and the animals being a bit like Steve Irwin. He runs across the skin during patrol and immediately thought a poor, beautiful creature got killed for its skin and was bringing it into evidence.
Cue his utter confusion when a naked man – the most beautiful man he’s ever seen in his life – just angrily storms into his house and burrows himself in Thunderclash’s super plush bed because, ‘We’re married now so this bed is mine.’
(But also for real… Imagine Thunderclash hearing Rodimus out and believing him and his story when shown proof of it… not panicking, not questioning him… realising what the implications are and trying to right a wrong…
So he’s quick to give the selkie back his skin – To Roddy’s utter shock considering the horror stories he’s heard while growing up under Ultra Magnus’ care. While Thunderclash apologises profusely for the misunderstanding and stress this must have put the poor selkie, Roddy starts to develop an interest/fancy with ‘Clash.
So cue hilarious shenanigans as Thunderclash is the one being courted by a Roddy who is clueless about human courtships and Roddy’s +5000000 relatives ranging from the Lost Light swamp to Kup’s Wrecker pups bother poor ‘Clash, wanting to check the new guy out.)
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