Also, we haven’t even touched on Tarn doing shots to steady his nerves (and not thinking to offer Des any. Maybe that comes later, a shared drink and admiring Tarn’s collection once Des has some historical context? Yes, this is going nicely)

Meanwhile, Deathsaurus realizes that Tarn is a complete dork and liable to dither forever unless Deathsaurus makes the first move.

(I also love how Tarn, as with everyone, has his hands on Deathsaurus the second they agree not to fight to the death, but I bet Tarn freezes like the proverbial deer in headlights if Des makes any suggestion they do mor ethan touch – or if Des touches Tarn *back*.)

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Oh, hell yes, all of this. 😀  Tarn gets what to do when he holds all the cards.  He knows how to ride that thin line between fear and arousal, and fascinate someone like Pharma or Skids even if they start out hating him.  He has NO IDEA how to cope with someone who isn’t afraid of him but might?? Actually like??? HIM???  He might make the first move, but he’s utterly unprepared for a move in response.

He is a trash fire of a person and I adore him.

And I’d forgotten that, that Tarn is just drinking in front of Deathsaurus without getting his guest a drink!  SMOOTH, TARN. 😛

incartis:

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today i got some columbian food in the back of a haunted mall how was everyone else’s day

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ok i will tell the tale

so im taking this spanish class, spanish professor wanted us to go out to eat to practice. im all prepared, i punch in the address and drive 2 the place. turns out this place isnt really a restaurant so much as it is a small habitable zone at the back of a vast, empty mall

there was dead silence and darkness. 90% of the outlets were shut down and blocked off

it was 2 o’clock on a Saturday, but this mall was COMPLETELY barren. an air of powerful curses hung in the air. none of the escalators were working, i had to hike up one like stairs

of course once i got to the restaurant i had a nice time and some p good food and a guy with a saxophone serenaded us with covers of pop hits

my freinds, it was surreal

so my plans got really mixed up today and i decided to revisit the cursed mall while i was in the area! it seems things have gotten even stranger

for the most part, it is still the creepy empty mall it has always been. but this time even less stores were open, even the columbian restaurant was closed.

the food court, which was slightly open before, was utterly barren, and for some reason slightly sped-up mexican sounding music played over the completely empty venue

this was a particularly strange outlet, where instead of the remains of a store, there was a neatly set up classroom in the display window

oh

you’ve crossed into a place untouched by mortals and you need to avoid this place, or else the next time you enter that place, you may never return

Now imagine Deathsaurus ’ line about Terminus (“never heard of him”) spoken in a tone that really says “is this honestly why you brought me to your room?”)

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Oh, my god, YES. 😀

I’m just picturing the whole date as Deathsaurus getting increasingly incredulous about the whole thing, while Tarn is swanning around with his glass of engex like, Yes, this is good, I’m impressing him.  This is clearly going very well.

Why do people wanna make more megop kids when Megs and OP already have some? Roddy and Bee are basically OP’s kids, and Megs picked up Tarn, Soundwave, and Deadlock off the streets and Overlord more or less forced Megs into adopting him. …Oh gods, can you imagine family dinner? @_@ Roddy and Tarn try to kill each other every time Megs and OP look away, Overlord is makes his food into gory “art”, Deadlock steals everyone’s knives, Bee is hiding under the table, and only SW is behaving

soursoppi:

My hand regrets drawing the Horde™ 

(and a little extra since I sketched it out)